Posts in Comedy

TGIF (Thank God It’s Florida)

While hiding out in Tampa, Florida from my girlfriend’s connected family*, nursing a broken wrist, I couldn’t[…]

Letter to the woman below me

Dear woman below me, I apologize for referring to you as the “woman below me” but the[…]

Law & Order (in da house)

Here’s an iPhone conversation via it’s text function with my ex-wife, Kimberly, back when we were in[…]

Letter to my Ex-wife

Christine, I am trying in vain to get our divorce finalized. Time and time again you’ve told[…]

Little Sponge

I try to keep my worldview and language in check so as not to fog my 6[…]