Posts by patgodwin

Big Fat Head Dot Com

I was at an outdoor musical festival in Reno and some lady tapped me on the shoulder[…]

Passport Problem

Honduran customs lady kept looking at my passport and shaking her head. Then, she takes me to[…]

Appearing Tonight, Tom Goodwin

As I was driving to Lima, Ohio recently for a show, I heard the radio station advertise a[…]

One Way Down

I met “Princess Millionaire” (name withheld because I can’t afford another lawsuit) after a show in Sanibel,[…]

The Boss’ Wedding Coat

“Then I got Mary pregnant And man that was all she wrote And for my 19th birthday[…]

Dick In Yer Bits

A sweet, elderly woman from the Deep South approached me after a show on Royal Caribbean and[…]

Paco, The Pool Boy

For a while there, I was on “The Bob & Tom Show” every couple of weeks, and[…]

Einstein Thing

Girl at Panera Bread says, “You were great, last night, and look, you’re wearing the same shirt.[…]

Game Of Tables

The Breezeblower, onboard the Un-Named Cruise Line’s Something of the Seas, is a deliciously popular dining area,[…]

Conversation At The Hell Gig

Club owner: “We’re going to leave the TVs on during the Playoffs, but we’ll turn the sound[…]