Girl at Panera Bread says, “You were great, last night, and look, you’re wearing the same shirt. Is that like your comedy uniform or something?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’d love to tell you it’s an Einstein thing and I have 10 of these clean ones I interchange, or something snarky like I lost all my other shirts in the divorce, but truth is, it snowed last night, I got a hotel room and I slept in it. Could I have a toasted bagel with cream cheese, a coffee, and my dignity, please?”
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